His days of glory as the Boss Snake of the Mystic Rattlers football team are over, and he didn't have the grades to go to college. He lives in a trailer in Mystic with his lumpy, devoted wife and two hollerin' young'uns. This going-nowhere town hosts the annual Rattlesnake Roundup, which attracts thousands of visitors for a rough 'n' rowdy weekend of your basic primate behavior-hard drinking, ogling bikini-clad contestants in the Miss Mystic Rattle beauty contest, betting on dog fights, snake catching, and snake eating.
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